Circle Gets the Square

Wednesday, June 23, 2004
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Someone I know went to needed to choose a doctor recently and chose one named Dr. Cohen. Her explanation was "I figured with a name like Dr. Cohen, he's probably a good doctor." Actually, the opposite is true. When your name is Cohen, they actually make you an M.D. at birth. You can be the worst doctor ever but with the name Cohen, you'll still get patients. If you want a really good doctor, you have to go to someone with a name like "Dr. Retardo". If your name is Dr. Retardo, you must be a great doctor, because you have to be in order to make any kind of living.
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