Circle Gets the Square

Friday, March 18, 2005
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: So it has come to my attention that I am my girlfriend's own personal Google. Instead of looking things up herself, she'll e-mail me and ask me about something she thinks I might know. Usually I end up having to Google it myself but often I can present the information in a way that's easier to understand. Like if you need directions somewhere...why use a complicated website when you have Mattquest at your fingertips? BONUS THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: I know it's hacky to make fun of Michael Jackson, but I will say that the one major effect the trial has had on me is that it has made hearing the song "P.Y.T." extremely disturbing. Now I know the truth - that "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)" actually referred to a "P.Y.B. (Pretty Young Boy)". And that T.L.C. (Tender Loving Care) actually referred to P.W.W.A.S.P.I.O.T.C. (Plying With Wine and Showing Pornographic Images on the Computer). Have a great weekend, everybody. I'll be back on Monday to complain about how bad I'm doing in my NCAA pools.
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