Circle Gets the Square

Thursday, September 15, 2005
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: I think most guys react to the end of a relationship the same way. The first thing you do is buy a slice of pizza and walk around with it. You’re saying to yourself, “Look at me, I’m single! I can eat a slice of pizza while walking around! I can do whatever I want! I’m free!” Of course the 'pizza walk' is usually followed about a half an hour later by the 'toilet cry'. You’re sitting there in the bathroom sobbing, “I’m so lonely! And why did I eat all that pizza?”
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