Circle Gets the Square

Tuesday, October 26, 2004
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: I was walking by an Off-Track Betting site recently when I saw a sign posted in the window. It was addressed, "Hey Racing Fans!" That's a bit optimistic, isn't it? I don't think people who hang out at the OTB are really there for the majesty and beauty of the Sport of Kings. The sign should probably have read, "Hey Degenerates With Nothing Better to Do On a Tuesday Afternoon!"
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