Circle Gets the Square

Thursday, March 10, 2005
OVERHEARD AT THE BAR:

Guy #1: "So, dude, did you get some last night?"

Guy #2: "Let's just say that last night, I felt like a man trapped inside a woman's body."

"By which I mean her body."

"And by trapped inside, I mean my genitals."

"What I mean to say is that I could not remove myself from her if I wanted to. Which I did not."

"Seriously, I'm not gay."


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